Give me a guild hall

Can you just do a naughty and gimme a cheeky guild hall so I can crack on with giving everyone a load of grief? Please and thank you
And why has my name gone wrong? It's supposed to say NIKKIS nips... your websites crap
This is why you'll never get an invite
She will ash.. she is my wife
And that's why you'll never get a real girlfriend
oh I do apologise thought it was some Iranian